I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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