If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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