it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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