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peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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