Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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