Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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