i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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