drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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