she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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