Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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