If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
whose parrot is this?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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