what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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