he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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