I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
