So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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