They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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