spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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