There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
