You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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