I've blown a few things in my day
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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