Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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