It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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