Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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