You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
