i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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