no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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