I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
