can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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