dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
