This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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