Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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