i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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