Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
