adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
50% drunk capacity currently
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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