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Puke
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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