I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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