Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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