My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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