I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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