remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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