i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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