how can u be prego again
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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