well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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