She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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