is your mom at the bar?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
it glows. i had to have it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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