Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She even gives head with a lisp.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
