It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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