im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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