If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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