1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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