we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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