He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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