He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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