apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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