Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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