I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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