i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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