My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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